Let's Help Dave Get Some Balls to Ask Girls Out (LHDGSBAGO) Organization
Dave is just too shy to ask for advice that is why he turn off his comments. So I have form this organizatoin to help him out.
Please let's help lonely Dave out in the windy city of Chicago.
LHDGSBAGO. Lending Dave a hand.
Just in case erase his post you can read it here!!!
Obstacles.
September 15th, 2005
What is the proper protocol of starting conversations with people who have headphones on? Is the act of wearing headphones equivalent to Do Not Disturb? When two people, both wearing headphones, are trying to catch glances of each other across a table, both ostensibly "studying", how do you break this double ice?
I have no idea. I took a napkin, wrote the following note, pushed it across the table, stood up, smiled, and left. Never taking out my own headphones.
"You have extraordinary eyes. -David"
Comments
I'm not putting my hands anywhere near "Dave", "balls", or any combination of the two.
Posted by: f | September 19, 2005 01:48 AM
Maybe Dave is uninterested in the advice of 25 year old men who live at home with their parents, have never had a single significant romantic relationship in their lives, are incapable of maintaining functional platonic relationships with single women and who routinely throw themselves headlong at clearly uninterested girls and scare them away with their extremely forward creepiness and cyberstalkery ways.
Posted by: i think that's it | September 19, 2005 09:33 AM
"I think that's it" AKA Dave...I think you might have a point there....
Yin...what are you thinking giving dating advice to "Lonely Dave"....???
Boys! *sigh*
Posted by: Courtney | September 19, 2005 07:35 PM
ah.. that explains why he has a follow up on my e-journal.
Posted by: lynn | September 20, 2005 01:38 AM
"i think that's it" just tore mr yinquisition a new one. ouch.
Posted by: fizzle | September 20, 2005 02:53 AM
guys guys guys.. first and foremost:
1.shall i inform you all that yin is one of the most eligible bachelors in gvill florida? this guy is unattainable.
2. to 'i think that's it': look-who's-talking. =)
at least he had an awesome job and working on his next degree. =) oh and comments such as "hush your orifice, hideous larval space creature!" doesn't come across that appealing or attractive to girls, my dear. =)
Posted by: lynn | September 20, 2005 01:13 PM
We're getting away from the main point here, which is that Dave asked not-us, "How do you break the double-ice?"
Good question, Dave! And since you didn't ask, here's my advice. Stride over to her table very purposefully and then unzip your pants. Drop your piece on her textbook, put your hands on your hips, and say, "Hwang. David Hwang." If she digs either David or Hwang, you'll get some boobs in your face. If not, she'll use your piece as a bookmark, but then you'll know, once and for all, the limits of The Power of the Hwang.
Posted by: Katie | September 20, 2005 08:39 PM
As an aside, I find it interested that Yin's webpage is no longer linked from DailyEatings.
Posted by: Katie | September 20, 2005 08:39 PM
I tried that once, but it incited a riot and one of the conditions of my parole was that I'd never do it again.
Posted by: Dave | September 20, 2005 09:19 PM
SURGEON GENERAL WARNING: the internet are bad for your sexy skills. Learn it from me and stay away until you are sufficiently dating.
Posted by: Tom | September 20, 2005 10:44 PM
"i think that's it"
Friendship door will always be open.
Posted by: Yin | September 23, 2005 12:37 AM
...but the door to nights of unbridled lust has been closed forever.
Posted by: Katie | September 26, 2005 12:32 PM
It's because according to the title, I have no gonads.
Posted by: Dave | September 27, 2005 03:15 AM