Class MAR 5806 -- Problems & Methods in Marketing Marnagment
As the professor talk about building a better mouse trap I was thinking about what would I do if a few ninjas decided to barg into the classroom to assassin me.
What I have within arm reach:
Pen
Headset
Mouse
Notebook
Laptop
Syallbus
Possible scenario:
They form a box formation around me.
Scare one off with the syallbus.
Throw the notebook at the second one hoping to paper cuting him/her.
Strangle one with the cord of the mouse while kicking the other on in the stomach.
Use the pen to stab anyone near.
Music on mind:
"...I'll be there for you
These five words I swear to you
When you breathe I want to be the air for you
I'll be there for you
I'd live and I'd die for you
Steal the sun from the sky for you
Words can't say what love can do
I'll be there for you. "