Mellon Collie and the Yinfinite Sadness

Just to start things off...do you remember Family Guy where Peter went through liposuction and became beautiful? What happen afterward?

Lately, after our company has merge, we hire three times more femles than males. Let's state that again: attractive females. With their every turn and whimp tasks are done for them. With a smile they command the most divine attention. With a glance all logical process went chaotic. With a simple "Hi" we have all the patience in the world to explain the meaning of Life if they so desire to know.

I now believe that the world is secertly run by beautiufl people.